Dec
16
2010
Just a thought.
I’ve always been really scared of Santa. Not only does he know if I’m sleeping or awake and whether I’ve been bad or good, but he knows how to get into my house without being detected.
He’s a little perverted too, he seem a little too happy to have all those kids sit on his lap?
I also think his elves are Indentured Servants, working all year for a few cookies and candy canes.
Weird.
